December 2011
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Dec.31 so far...
Have resolved never again to let Roger sleep in my bed. He tossed and turned last night like a motherfucker. Gary’s much easier to sleep with.
Dyed my hair and deep conditioned it and now it looks soft, rich brown and smells yummy.
Spent about half an hour trying to send an happy new year e-card to like, a million people. Lost the fucking addresses twice and had to start over. Fuck.
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dovefly replied to your post: do people just hang out together and watch porn?
Some people do.. Purpose = They want blue balls. out here ppl do strange shit!
That’s just not making sense. Then again, a ton of things don’t make sense to me in this world. I don’t even bother trying anymore. I just let it go.
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well anyhow we ended up watching Miss Congeniality
I know… but it could be worse.
I could think of a lot worse.
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thatchris answered your question: do people just hang out together and watch porn?
I’m not a porn guy, but dudes don’t. That I know of.
Actually I know dudes that do. And I find it fucking weird. That’s just bizarre.
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misaimedjaimes replied to your post: do people just hang out together and watch porn?
To laugh at them? Idk, that seems like it’d be weird and uncomfortable.
Right? Ew.
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trinilikesalt answered your question: do people just hang out together and watch porn?
Is YOU bring up porn! Also, no other purpose.
I was just trying to clarify cause us watching porn together would be awkward. We’re not… inclined that way. Or at least I’M not.
do people just hang out together and watch porn?
Other than a prelude to sex, what would be the purpose?
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trinilikesalt replied to your post: thatchris replied to your post: this just…
No real porn? You do know of this new porn delivery mechanism, right? It’s called “the Internet”. It’s world wide and webby.
I’m ON my computer. And why on earth would I want to watch porn with him? I don’t wanna give him any ideas!
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misaimedjaimes replied to your post: this just happened
I have a love/hate thing for house hunters intl. love to watch and see what people buy in other countries, hate that it’s not me.
Me too! I get house-envy and living-in-foreign-places-envy. It makes me bitter. And yet, I can’t stop.
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thatchris replied to your post: this just happened
Dude had to watch Jimmy Smits slobber over Jane Fonda. Let him watch some Skinemax. :)
But HE picked the movie! NO. NO SKINEMAX. Never. I’m not letting anyone watch simulated sex in my bedroom. Real porn or nothing. And since I have no real porn…
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this just happened
Roger stopped on House Hunters International and I thought for a second I was going to have to marry him but he flipped on after a few minutes and has me watching Fraser. We’re not getting married after all.
That was a close one.
My brother just called and asked if he could come spend the night by me to which I answered in the affirmative.
I told Roger that he was gonna have to sleep in...
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thatchris replied to your photo: Roger’s on my bed looking for a movie on TV. I…
That would be “Old Gringo.” I’m depressed I remember the name.
OMG hun you should be! (((((hugs)))))
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unlocked-diary replied to your post: on my mind…
Flirt your ass off with point number 1! Be happy!
hahahaha I’m not sure I remember how! But we have a lime date for next Wednesday!
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2011 In Review
The only thing I can conclude, now at the end of this year, is that I’m grateful for everything I’ve been through in the past, because it made this year a lot easier to handle, and while it’s been difficult, I’ve taken it in a relative amount of stride.
I had a great vacation in late February/early March to San Francisco, Tahoe and LA and got to reconnect with my brother...
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ronbailey replied to your post: gonna go take a shower…
IT’S LIKE YOU ARE INSIDE MY HEAD.
But I am, I AM!
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thatchris replied to your post: I smell really yummy
I find your hashtag extremely distracting. Thank you. :)
You’re welcome! :D
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I smell really yummy
Like vanilla
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gonna go take a shower...
‘cause I’m going to Gary’s house and we’re going to do some recording in the studio
‘cause I was running around in the field outside my house with my niece and I’m sweaty, or at least I was which is just about the same thing, it requires a bath
‘cause I have a tiny pee spot on my t-shirt from when I picked up my niece after she had a nap and had a soggy...
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on my mind...
I currently have the tiniest of crushes on a guy I know who’s about ten years younger than me. I plan to do absolutely nothing about it. Because come on… ten years man. But I like his vibe. There’s just something about him…
I recently saw my first ever crush a few days ago when he paid my parents a visit. He’s known me literally my entire life. He’s about ten...
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Family Ties
Cousin: blah blah Auntie Jean blah blah family...
Me: Wait, Auntie Jean's not related to us.
Cuz: What do you mean she's not related to us?
Me: No it's Uncle George who's related to us.
Cuz: WHAT!! But he's CHINESE!
Me: (laughing) Yeah. But HE'S our family not her.
Cuz: WHAT!! But all these years I thought we were related to Auntie Jean!
Me: Noooo! Uncle GEORGE!
Cuz: But he's CHINESE!
Me: Yeah, well half.
Cuz: HOW is he related to us?
Me: His mom was Grandpa's sister. She married The Chinaman, as they used to call him. So he's Dad's first cousin.
Cuz: But Auntie Jean LOOKS like us!
Me: Yeah. No one even knows who her family was. She was adopted.
Cuz: WHAT!!!
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Well alrighty let's analyze the fuck outta my...
The name of Natasha has given you the desire for creative, artistic or musical expression in an original way.
This is true… It’s how I earn my living after all, and I WAS laying down some wicked harmonies in the studio last night if I do say so myself.
You strive to be different and have the self-confidence to implement your ideas because you have the perseverance necessary to...
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zabidre replied to your post: And Christmas Eve was saved…
Merry Merry Christmas sweetie.
Merry Christmas luv :)
And Christmas Eve was saved...
I had a few long conversations with a couple of members of my family tonight that cleared up some of the tension in the house.
I also brought my brother over to my house to spend the night and we sat on my rooftop terrace taking in the view of the city drinking ponche a creme (it’s like alcoholic eggnog) and just chatting. I think he needed a break. We had a nice night.
Thank you to...
Thanks, family
For making this the absolute worst Christmas of my entire life. Your inability to focus on what matters and instead engage in petty bickering and spite means I am spending my Christmas eve crying in the couch downstairs.
Keep in mind that we are all together this Christmas. It won’t always be that way. Someday one or two or three of us will be gone and our family, as dysfunctional as it...
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On breast feeding
I don’t think that society at large has a problem seeing a female breast.
I think society has a problem seeing a female breast that is not packaged for sexual consumption.
The fact that people would find a mother feeding her child in the most natural way possible something abhorrent or disgusting says a lot about what we value in society and how we feel about women in general.
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Just came from a parang session
First time I’ve felt Christmassy this season.
My niece loved the music. She burst into tears every time they stopped!
Dad’s been in the hospital for the past couple of days due to a bleeding ulcer. He’s getting excellent care and is in high spirits and looking a lot better than he has lately. They may do surgery on him sooner rather than later, which might be the best...
Headache: Day 2
Somebody please lobotomize me.
Please.
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Dutch magazine calls singer Rihanna a "niggabitch"... →
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I just lost my KIK virginity to thedude----
It was short but sweet and completely painless. He was very gentle.
We’re doing it again soon.
The name’s soulsistrin if you’re innerested.
We’re not exclusive.
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Invictus
I haven’t seen Victor since he moved to Zimbabwe when I was 17. I’m two weeks shy of 39 now. More than half my life.
He sent me this poem tonight to remind me that no matter what happens with my Dad, that I need to be strong, and that everything will be ok in the end.
It’s beautiful. Have a read.
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Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to...
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This chick on HGTV has a voice like a chipmunk
I can’t help wondering what she sounds like during sex.
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I just made myself some chicken fried rice with...
It was either that or ramen.
I decided to be an adult for a change.
Being an adult tastes good!
that friendly black guy: Have you read more than 6... →
thatfriendlyblackguy:
Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series – J K Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird –…
I’ve read 34 of them. Started a few more that I haven’t...
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I just woke up...
From this really nice dream where this guys was romancing me and being all sweet and everything. It was someone in know, actually, but not someone I’d date in real life although he is attractive. My subconscious has done this to me twice today.
God I really need some romance in my life badly.
Any takers?